Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Bluegrass and the Pearl



For nine days in December, I was lucky enough to have my mother come visit me in Uganda. Queen Elizabeth National Park in the southwest and Murchison Falls National Park in the northwest were the highlights of our tour around the “Pearl of Africa”.  It’s rumored that it was Winston Churchill who first gave Uganda this moniker.  Whoever said it got it right.     

Our first destination was Queen Elizabeth in the southwest. As we wound our way through Bushenyi, I couldn’t stop taking photos. I kept clumsily leaning over Mom or steadying the camera out of my own window to capture the landscape that so was vastly different from the plains of Eastern Uganda. We were trying to reach Mweya Lodge before dark with enough time for an evening game drive, so we only made one or two quick photo stops.  Paths crisscrossed the hills blanketed by tea bushes that glowed almost fluorescent green in the late afternoon sun. Huge leaves of banana and matooke trees leaves dotted the mountains just before we passed an alpine lake.  I was in awe.  But it couldn’t prepare me for what was just around the bend.

After rounding a curve, we were suddenly overlooking an endless plain.  As far as the eye could see, it was nothing but acacia trees covering the savanna.  It was magnificent.  The waters of Lakes George and Edward were silver on the horizon.  Although it’s cliché, I couldn’t help but think “Wow! This is just like what I’ve seen in the movies. Only this is better because it’s real life!”  After stopping for a few minutes to take it all in, we descended through hairpin turns and finally entered the park.  I was glad that I had sunglasses on because I had tears in my eyes.  Seeing the acacia trees and tall grasses at ground level was just as breathtaking.

With the Kazinga Channel to our left, cactus trees flanked the road between the gate and the lodge.  Within five or ten minutes, we were lucky enough to spot a family of elephants less than 50 feet from our van.  As I was taking pictures, the mother elephant looked right at us, fanned out her ears, and took a few steps in our direction.  Mom got concerned and said “Umm, I think she’s coming over here. She doesn’t look too happy.” A few minutes later we climbed up the peninsula to Mweya Lodge just as the sun was setting behind pink and orange clouds.  Everything I had seen in the past hour seemed too good to be true. 

The next morning we set off for a game drive before the sun came up. The convertible top on our van was raised so we could stand up to have a better view.  We were lucky enough to have a wildlife guide accompany us.  The first animal we saw was a “loser” male water buffalo that had lost a fight with a younger male, and as a result, was pushed out of the herd.  Throughout the morning the guide kept calling out “loser”! Uganda cobs, which are similar to gazelles or impalas, were all over the savanna.  But I never got tired of seeing them.  Water bucks paused by the side of the road as we passed.  We stopped at a village next to the lake where hippos were dangerously close to the shore, but the locals paid them no attention.  Cattle, goats, and marabou storks wandered around the mud and trash.  On the way back, I spotted three large birds in front of some old abandoned buildings.  When the guide told me they were crested cranes, I said, “Oh my god”! I had wanted to see the elusive national birds as soon as I saw photos of them on the internet back in June before I left the States.  Abby, our driver, slowly went towards them so I could get some pictures. I can’t believe that I’ve turned into a birdwatcher like my Mom and brother, Eric!  Trust me; I’ve fought this aspect of my genes for years.   

That afternoon after lunch, we saw some warthogs hanging around outside the lodge in the rain.  I seriously couldn’t help but think of the character from the Lion King.  With about six European tourists, we boarded a small pontoon to cruise the Kazinga Channel, which connect Lakes Edward and George.  Directly across from the launch site, we saw elephants, hippos, and a crocodile slip into the water.  Most of the time was spent hovering close to the tree-lined banks to see birds: eagles, pelicans, herons, storks, cranes, ibises, and kingfishers.  Ah, the kingfishers!  The black and white pied kingfisher would flutter high above the open water before quickly swooping in to catch fish.  But the most spectacular bird we were lucky enough to see was the malachite kingfisher.  Slightly larger than a hummingbird, it had a purple body and a neon orange beak.  It was during our pursuit of the malachite that I started to feel some serious camera envy.  Some of the guys on our boat had huge lenses.  Although my six year-old Sony Cybershot takes great pictures, I will have to zoom in about a million times on Instagram to be able to identify a lot of the wildlife. Upon spotting a “loser” water buffalo, Mom said one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard her say.  “So his new job is modeling?  He just stands there and lets us take pictures of him”.  As we drew closer to the end of the channel, some young elephants were jousting in the water.  It was incredible to see them splash around with their trunks and tusks raised up at each other.

On our last day in Queen Elizabeth, we were scheduled to go chimpanzee trekking. After driving on the paved road for about ten minutes, we turned off onto a muddy road towards the top of Kyambura Gorge.  The gorge, which is only 1 km across, 100 meters deep, and 8 km long, is almost a completely different ecosystem.  It’s basically a rainforest in the middle of the savanna. 

There were six other foreign tourists going on the hike with us. Our guide was a woman named Petra, who told us that we would be trekking a community of 20 chimpanzees, but couldn’t guarantee that we would see any.   She also explained that occasionally they see lions near the river at the bottom of the gorge.  Petra warned us, “If we do see one, just move on and act like we didn’t see it.  Don’t take pictures or it may charge.  But don’t worry.  That is why Albert (the other Uganda Wildlife Authority ranger) has a rifle”.  Great.  I’ve wanted to see a lion my whole life, and now if I do, I can’t even look it or take a picture and it might get shot?!  It had been raining heavily that morning and the top of the trail was steep and slippery.  Mom decided to stay behind and do some bird watching with our driver. She even got to see some black and white colobus monkeys.

After about five minutes, the trail leveled off at the bottom of the gorge.  We could hear hippos snorting and spotted one at a wider part of the river.  Petra kept looking for and pointing out animal prints and poop on the trail. Specifically, she was looking for the knuckle prints of the chimpanzees.  Even though we didn’t get to see a hyena, it was pretty cool to see its tracks.  We got to see a few olive baboons (through binoculars) pretty high up in the trees.

Eventually we reached a boardwalk that stretched across the river where we stopped there to look at a tree on the other side.  Wouldn’t you know it, there was a chimp sleeping! Now, at this point, I felt pretty satisfied that I even got to see one.  Petra told us in the beginning that it’s only luck if we get to see any chimps at all.  She also apologized to us in advance that we might have to cross water because of the heavy rains.  To reach the boardwalk, we would all have to take 3-4 steps through the river.  All I could think about was getting schistosomiasis. I was wearing my Earth tennis shoes that I had worn barely twenty times since I bought them in May.  I knew I should have packed my gum boots! But I didn’t want to miss anything, so like everyone else, I got my feet wet, literally and figuratively. I thought our wading was over at the end of the boardwalk, which was only about 30 feet long.  But then we were knee deep in what looked like a mangrove.  We saw another chimp that was really high up, but it was difficult to see through binoculars in the thick, dark forest canopy.  As it started to rain, Petra decided we should go back as our chances for seeing more chimps were getting slimmer.  I realized how unprepared I was when everyone else was wearing rain ponchos as I fumbled around with my plaid umbrella in the middle of the rainforest.  After we regrouped on the other side, Petra was telling us more about the life of chimps.  Then, we heard some of the females make a distress call.  Upon hearing this, Brutus, the alpha male swung down out of that first tree, just like a scene out of Tarzan.  I still can’t believe I got to see something so rare.  Not being able to top that, we made our way back up to the top of the gorge. 

Mom got to see the more “human” side of Uganda in transit between the parks. After spending one night in Fort Portal, we had an eight hour trip over dirt roads to Murchison Falls.  The scenery was beautiful.  A few hours into the drive, we saw a group of kids playing and bathing near a pool of water beside the road.  One boy had his back to us and it looked like he was doing a little dance.  Both of these are pretty common sights here.  When he turned toward us, we saw that his pants were down.  But he kept dancing for us despite his lack of underwear.  Mom and I just died laughing.  A few days later, after we left Murchison Falls, we passed through a small town at about 10:30 am.  We noticed there was a man lying in the road behind a parked bus.  Then, as we got closer, we noticed he had a beer in his hand that had spilled all around him.  Another man dragged him across the road, and when they got to the other side he slapped him across the face!  But the drunk guy just smiled and laughed at him.  I don’t know if we were more disturbed or amused.  But again, we couldn’t help but laugh.

Late in the afternoon on Christmas Eve, we arrived at Murchison Falls.  But first we had to cross the Nile River on a ferry.  I’ve crossed the Nile at least ten times on the Owen Falls Dam in Jinja (which I still marvel at), but to be standing just a few feet from it was something else.  A lone elephant stood on the opposite bank and a hippo bobbed in the water not far from the ferry.  After waiting about 30 minutes, about 10 cars tried to outmaneuver each other onto the ferry, resulting in a minor fender bender. I noticed an older gentlemen standing around a vehicle with his family.  A few days later our driver told us that it was Sudir, an Indian who is one of the wealthiest men in East Africa.  He owns Crane Bank, Munyonyo Resort, and several buildings in Kampala. 

On Christmas morning, we sat off on another game drive before dawn.  I thought that the landscape of Queen Elizabeth would be hard to match. But the rolling hills and winding roads of the savanna in Murchison Falls were just as, if not more beautiful.  We were really able to see all the colors of the sunrise as oribis (small gazelles), Uganda cobs, and Jackson’s Hartbeests peeked through the grasses on both sides of the road.  I really became fascinated by Jackson’s Hartebeest, which are only found in Uganda. They are like a hybrid between a deer and a wildbeest, with long, odd faces, graceful bodies, and slender horns.

We wound our way through a small but picturesque grove of acacia trees and saw a few random giraffes which was pretty exciting.  As it got lighter, we arrived near the banks of the Albert Nile where we saw water bucks and several different birds.  We kept seeing the odd giraffe here and there until we saw several cars parked on the road.  There were about 25 giraffes near a watering hole.  It was surreal.  Mom said it looked the wind was pushing their necks in the same direction.  There was one who was alone on top of the ridge and rays of light streaked behind his silouhette.  I thought “Come on! This can’t be real!”.   

For those who don’t know me well, I’m a cat lover.  This includes big cats.  At the prospect of seeing lions for the past few months I was anticipating a lot of emotions for the moment when I actually got to see one.  Honestly, I thought I would cry the same way that Kristen Bell did when her husband surprised her with a sloth.  Look it up on YouTube.  It’s hilarious.  But I have to say that the giraffes topped the lions.  Near the end of our game drive, we again saw several cars stopped.  There were two elephants munching on some shrubs.  But then I noticed two beige dots at the edge of the thicket.  I suspected they were lions and when Abby confirmed it for me, I grabbed the binoculars.  I could feel a grin of satisfaction spread across my face at seeing the two females stretched out next to each other.  Between the elephants and the lions were a few Jackson’s Hartebeests grazing.  Again, I thought “Seriously?!  Are you all working for a postcard company?!”       

After returning to the lodge for lunch, and some lounging around the pool, we boarded a double-decker boat named the “African Queen” for a Nile River cruise.  One of the most interesting things we saw were tiny holes in the side of a cliff that served as homes for beecatchers.  The tiny birds shone iridescent green with hints of red as the flew around the tan cliff, resting on tree branches.  As we got closer to Murchison Falls, we spotted some black and white colobus monkeys. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to get close to the falls because the river became shallow and rocky.  Murchison Falls is supposed to be the most powerful waterfall in the world, which was still incredible from a distance.  As we headed back towards the lodge Mom and I split a Nile Special beer, which has become my favorite here in Uganda. 

That night, all of the tables were placed outside around the pool for dinner.  After getting properly stuffed, we were treated to a performance by Acholi traditional dancers.  The Acholi are one of the larger tribes in Northern Uganda.  The men sported white feather headresses.  The women performed one dance where they placed small red pots on their heads on certain drum beats.  I don’t’ know if I’ll ever have a more memorable Christmas. 

The next morning we left Para Lodge to make our way to Soroti.  Instead of turning left towards the Nile, we turned right to make our way out of the Northeastern gate of the park.  Only meeting about five other vehicles, it felt like we had this whole area of the park to ourselves, which felt kind of magical.   Palm trees were everywhere, a stark contrast against the golden savanna.  Abby told us that elephants brought the palm trees as they migrated down from Ethiopia.  We were lucky enough to see elephants, Jackson’s Hartebeests, black hornbills, and giraffes one last time .  It still blows my my mind that I got to see all those animals on the same day that we arrived in Soroti.   
     
After spending two nights in Soroti, we spent the afternoon in Jinja, where we took a boat ride to the source of the Nile River.  The next morning we took Mom to the airport at 2:30 a.m..  I took two busses back to Soroti, one of which almost tipped over in a ditch.  I won’t go into the details, but it’s the most scared I’ve been travelling here. It was a a really bizarre ending to such a wonderful trip where we only had a few minor glitches. TIA!   

I just have to acknowledge how incredibly grateful I am to have a mother who was willing to spend almost 48 hours on a plane to spend only eight days with me.  She has a sense of curiosity, adventure, and humor that transcends any age. I can only hope that I will be half as extraordinary as her as I get older.  We have travelled in Europe, Asia, and Africa together.  I can’t wait to see where life will take us next…